Showing posts with label Death. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Death. Show all posts

Monday, September 13, 2010

Flying Death!

Sharlee and I went hiking up to the wind-caves last week. For any of you who have not had the pleasure of seeing the wind caves I will just tell you that they are sweet. As part of the area there is a piece of narrow, but flat rock that juts out from the side of the mountain. It tapers to a point and then pretty much just drops off. If a body is brave enough to climb out onto the ledge, it makes for some pretty insanely cool pictures. I was standing out on the edge of it, feeling the wind and just kinda marvelling at how pretty the mountains are, and these are the type of thoughts that started to run through my head:

'Ya know, these wind-caves are pretty sweet. And this wind right now feels pretty good. Why are they called that? Duh, probably because the wind carved them out. Wait-- I'll bet the wind would have to get pretty strong up here sometimes to do that to those rocks. Hmm. Strong wind. It's a good thing the wind isn't any stronger or I might be a little frightened to stand out here on this ledge. I wonder how many people have ever gotten picked up by the wind.... You know, that might actually feel kinda cool if I got blown off the top of this rock. It's a super long way to the bottom, but I'd get to feel like I was flying for a while. Wait a second...'

And then I opened my mouth and called over to Sharlee, "Oh my gosh! I just figured out how I want to die!"

I then proceeded to explain my plan. One day I when I am older I want to hike to the top of some really tall mountain. Preferably with a ledge (like the windcaves) and then while I am standing up there... I want the wind to pick me up and blow me off the top. And then I will get to experience the sensation of flying for a while, and hopefully I'll be high enough up that my death will be super quick once I hit the bottom.

She had one improvment: If I happened to have a heart attack mid-air, then I would get to die while feeling the sensation of flying, instead of dying shortly after the crunch at the bottom.

I think it's pretty much brilliant! What do you think?